do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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