Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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