I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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