i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He did a backflip because drugs
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