Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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