I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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