you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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