I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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