Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Randomize
