you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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