Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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