Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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