Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
But theres a keg here and me gusta
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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