how can u be prego again
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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