I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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