Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
