last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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