He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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