After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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