So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's never too late to be topless.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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