I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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