I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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