so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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