maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i out mim tonsoeep
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