If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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