All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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