Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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