Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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