? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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