It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability