Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?