Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
how drunk are you?