After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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