are you still at the devil's house?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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