Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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