he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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