forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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