Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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