The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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