Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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