I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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