i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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