he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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