Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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