im six kinds of drunk right now
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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