If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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