butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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