your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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