drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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