I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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