He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I know her cup size but not her name....
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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