Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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