theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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