I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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