If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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