After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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