talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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