do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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