Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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