one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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