Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You work out of a Hotel?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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